Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Investing

I don't know if this is accurate, but either way, I do think it's a little funny.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airline stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-KEG.

Happy Wednesday!!!.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

FUNNY!!!!

Anonymous said...

I like it! I will drink to that.

Amiee said...

AWESOME! Here's to investing!

Kate said...

brilliant!