Friday, April 20, 2007

The Red Lace Thong

I was listening to Eric and Kathy this morning. They were talking about a couple that has a puppy. She had the puppy in the backyard for a few minutes when it became sick. It spit up a red lace thong. The woman was confused because it wasn’t hers. No one else, besides the husband, lives in the house. Eric and Kathy were asking, how could a puppy have obtained a red lace thong?

I decided to call in. My thought was that the neighbors had been doing laundry last fall on a windy day. The garment flew off of the line and fell into the couple’s yard. It had been there all winter. The puppy found it and ate it.

I got onto the radio! They made fun of me a little for thinking that people would hang their underwear outside. How cool! I got to hear myself on the radio… very fun!

4 comments:

Trudi said...

You make me laugh! :) I am glad that you were able to get onto the radio. Life is about simple pleassures!

Elbow said...

That's a good theory I believe...way to get on the radio. However I must say that you've put your brother in a tough spot...you title the article "Red Lace Thong" and then I had to decide if this was something I wanted to read.

Mrs. Starman said...

I thought that the title was a little catchy... caught your attention.

Everything that I have written is rated PG.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I definitely had some PG30 thoughts.