It has been well documented that I really enjoy bodily humor. So, with that in mind, I offer this true story:
I was in a semi-salty mood yesterday. I walked into a co-worker’s office to find him muttering under his breath. Clearly, he was frustrated at something.
Are you ok?
No, Sam* just farted in my office… and then LEFT!
Tears come to my eyes.
That’s funny!
I am crying too! He is rotten! Rotten on the inside!
You should come over here and witness this foulness.
That’s ok. I’ll take your word for it.
I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be gross.
I was in a semi-salty mood yesterday. I walked into a co-worker’s office to find him muttering under his breath. Clearly, he was frustrated at something.
Are you ok?
No, Sam* just farted in my office… and then LEFT!
Tears come to my eyes.
That’s funny!
I am crying too! He is rotten! Rotten on the inside!
You should come over here and witness this foulness.
That’s ok. I’ll take your word for it.
I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be gross.
Not gross… I enjoy bodily function humor.
What a great way to get into a better mood!
*Name changed to protect his self-esteem
2 comments:
There is a way to get revenge on this one. :)
That's pretty funny...just picturing someone so pissed off after someone did that.
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